Saturday, December 12, 2009

One.

If someone you knew got completely stoned out of their mind and told you about their theory of how the government is trying to take over the tobacco industry and furthermore the American people by planting microscopic jellyfish in cigarettes that when inhaled, burrow themselves into your brain and take over the way you think... What would you say?

I don't know either.
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5 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 13, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    I'd say "pass the drugs." Clearly, that is a more exciting state of mind. Thanks for stopping by :)

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  2. Kevin McKeeverDecember 13, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    So that explains why I want to screw everyone.

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  3. Organic MeatbagDecember 14, 2009 at 7:15 AM

    I would say "I just pooped"...

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  4. The ExpatresseDecember 15, 2009 at 7:12 AM

    You got any weed?

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  5. tha unpretentious narcissist©December 17, 2009 at 4:24 AM

    i'd say you've been talking to one of my cousins. let the "effects" wear off and talk back to him an a day or two. lol

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