Things have been steadily boring lately which is actually a good thing. No drama, no problems, no bull shit. My cat has fleas, though. She's getting the flea dip treatment and I've quarantined her to my guest bathroom with her food and kitty litter because I've done the flea thing before with a different cat. Three times I had to flea bomb my apartment. THREE TIMES. I will. not. do. it. again. Her sad little meows disgust me. And so does the fact that I've locked my poor Brownie in a bathroom; but right now she's a bug ridden flea bag and I will not bomb my apartment again.
On another note, Saints and Vikings. September 9th. Season opener. I'm getting tickets and by God, wouldn't you know it; September 9th is my 22nd birthday. I've been reading the trash talk tweets between Sharper and Shiancoe, and it gave me a lady boner. Favre has had the surgery so it's safe to say he'll be back which also gives me a lady boner. I conveniently live in Who Dat nation, so a month leading up to the season opener, I'll proudly display my horns and Minnesota Vikings wardrobe and once again become one of the most hated residents in the greater New Orleans area.
Now I am all out of things to say. AMF.
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A lady boner? Isn't that more squishy than boney?
ReplyDeletewell its good to know you survived that last post...smiles.
ReplyDeleteYou should let the fleas linger on your cat until September, then bring her to the game and give fleas to everybody who's not a Vikings fan.
ReplyDeleteA lady boner? Do you have to call the doctor if it lasts for more than four hours?
you should totally wear a t or tank or something that says favre gives me a lady boner! i intend to use your new tag "lady boner" whenever possible and will give you full credit whenever i use it. maybe one day it will get used by someone in a conversation with you. you're welcome.
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